Jokes to Tell Your Crush

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If you want your crush to come closer to you, everybody knows that the best way to do so is through laughter. If you make her/him smile, you are already heading in the right direction. We thought we would help you to do so by bringing you a few lines you can use. Here are a few jokes to tell your crush you like them.

Pick-up Lines

So, you have suddenly met the love of your life, but you don’t know how to approach the situation. The best way is often through a smile, and to do that, you can always use one of the lines below which is guaranteed to have them laugh. After that, you are on your own!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

Don’t be scared if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a big red bag. He’s only fulfilling my Christmas wish of receiving you.

Some people fall off their bikes; some people fall from a tree. But the best way for you to fall… is simply in love with me.

Please accept my apologies: I know I can’t change the fact that I wasn’t in your past, but can I make it up to you by being a part of your future?

I’m an unemployed guy with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring, and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?

I think our lips should meet for an informal business or casual meeting.

Hey! I think you’ve dropped something. [What?] Your standards. Hi, I’m [insert your name].

Jokes to say to your crush… if it’s a boy

Boys can also be attracted through humour. In fact, they all think it’s quite sexy for a girl to approach them in such a way. Here are a few ideas for you ladies the next time you see a boy you think could be the man of your dreams.

I think someone might ask you to leave pretty soon. I would. I mean, just look at how gorgeous you are. You’re making everyone else look bad.

Sorry to bother you, but could you tell me what time it is right now? I just want to remember the moment I met the man of my dreams.

You know, I’ve been told my lips are like skittles. Are you ready to taste the rainbow?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No) Well, enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m [insert your name].

Your licence has probably gotten suspended, right? For driving all those poor girls crazy…

Wait, wait, wait! I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Oh yeah, it doesn’t have your number in it. Can you help me fix it?

I want to have a candle-lit dinner with you, and then I want to say those three magical words… Pay the bill.

Cute Jokes to Tell your Crush

These are funny jokes to tell your crush over text, just to remind them that you keep them in mind all day long… It can go a long way to making them fall in love with you!

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.

What do you call someone with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish? Hmmmm, this tastes a little funny!

What do runners eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a factory that only markets great products? A satisfactory!

Do you want to hear a joke about construction? Nevermind, I’m still working on it!

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador!


Puns just might be the most efficient way to make your crush laugh. Everybody likes them. Just make sure you use the right tone of voice and that you look at your crush square in the eyes; he or she will know that you want to entertain them.

How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.

Are you sure you’re not a chicken? Because to me, you look impeccable.

Do you know why seagulls fly over the sea? Well, they can’t fly over the bay! Then they would be bagels.

How would you reply if I said: “you deserve better”? I don’t know about you, but I would say: “you read my mind”!

Do you like Star Wars by any chance? Because Yoda only one for me!

What do you think you would be named if you were a burger at Mcdonalds? Don’t tell me, I know: McGorgeous.

Now, it’s up to you to do the rest. We can’t do everything for you! Just make sure you keep your cool and that you don’t confuse and mix the jokes with one another. Looking goofy won’t do it for your crush… Good luck!

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